Louis Hector Berlioz
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Douglas Adams
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. "
Henny Youngman
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. "
A. Whitney Brown
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
Joey Adams
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