Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Great Quotes - Funny


"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "
Louis Hector Berlioz

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Douglas Adams

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. "
Henny Youngman

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. "
A. Whitney Brown





"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
Joey Adams

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